Opening for “100 Greatest Stand-up Comics”

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In any industry it would be impressive to work with the top 100 in your field. Most of the time it’s subjective as to who the best 100 are but I’m sure each trade, officially or not, has it’s own way of ranking it’s members. In finance it’s obviously money, in sports it’s with championships and with stand-up comedy there is also a standard. No, it’s not a lifetime laugh count or punch-line to heckle ratio, one of the gold standard has become the Comedy Central TOP 100 Comics of All Time list which I have worked with six of it’s members. In addition to the six that I have directly opened for, I also have some interesting run-ins with a few other comedians on this list.

The 6 that I have opened for are:

David Allen Grier #94 (House of Comedy – Minnesota)
Louie Anderson #92 (Palace Station – Las Vegas)
Norm MacDonald #83 (Icehouse – Pasadena)
Robert Schimmel #76 (Penguin’s Comedy Club – Quad Cities)
SINBAD #65 (Improv – Louisville)
Bobcat Goldthwait #61 (The Secret Show at The Blind Barber – Culver City)

Other TOP 100 comics who I have an interesting story with:

100. Gallagher (Met him in Louisville at the Comedy Caravan, he’s kind of an ass)
98. Louis C.K. (Saw him live in Mpls, with Chad Daniels, may be the best club show I’ve ever seen)
97. Sandra Bernhard (Saw her in Mpls at a show where she took her top off)
95. Andrew Dice Clay (Have done open mics with his son in Los Angeles)
93. George Wallace (Met him at The Las Vegas Comedy Festival… p.s. He’s gay)
80. Bobby Slayton (saw him perform at The Melrose Improv in Hollywood)
79. Dom Irerra (Saw him at the Comedy Store in L.A. do a great set on a shit show)
70. Wanda Sykes (Saw her do a guest set at The Comedy & Magic Club in CA)
66. Shelley Burman (Met him at The Las Vegas Comedy Festival)
63. Jackie Mason (Met him on the street in NYC)
57. Richard Jeni (He came to one of my shows in Reno a few weeks before he killed himself)
52. Damon Wayans (Work with him at Flappers in Burbank)
44. Joan Rivers (Met her at the premier of her film in 2010)
27. Jay Leno (Saw him live at The Comedy & Magic Club in CA)
8. Bill Cosby (Saw him live at The State Theater in Mpls)
5. Chris Rock (Saw him live at The Orpheum in Mpls)
2. George Carlin (Saw him live at The Orpheum in Mpls)

Here is the rest of the list:

100. Gallagher
99. Janeane Garofalo
98. Louis C.K.
97. Sandra Bernhard
96. Joey Bishop
95. Andrew Dice Clay
94. David Alan Grier
93. George Wallace
92. Louie Anderson
91. Jim Breuer
90. Dana Carvey
89. Kevin James
88. Paula Poundstone
87. Brett Butler
86. Jay Mohr
85. David Cross
84. Drew Carey
83. Norm MacDonald
82. Howie Mandel
81. Dick Gregory

80. Bobby Slayton
79. Dom Irerra
78. Cedric The Entertainer
77. Paul Reiser
76. Robert Schimmel
75. Eddie Izzard
74. Paul Rodriguez
73. Elaine Boosler
72. Bernie Mac
71. Red Buttons

70. Wanda Sykes
69. Pat Cooper
68. Dave Attel
67. Kevin Pollack
66. Shelley Burman
65. Sinbad
64. Richard Belzer
63. Jackie Mason
62. Eddie Griffin
61. Bobcat Goldthwait

60. Jeff Foxworthy
59. Gilbert Gottfried
58. Larry Miller
57. Richard Jeni
56. Colin Quinn
55. Alan King
54. D.L. Hughley
53. David Brenner
52. Damon Wayans
51. Lewis Black

50. Denis Leary
49. Freddie Prinze
48. Tim Allen
47. Henny Youngman
46. Adam Sandler
45. Richard Lewis
44. Joan Rivers
43. Dave Chappelle
42. Flip Wilson
41. Jon Stewart

40. Mort Sahl
39. Billy Crystal
38. Bill Maher
37. Martin Lawrence
36. Jim Carrey
35. Phyllis Diller
34. Buddy Hackett
33. Andy Kaufman
32. Albert Brooks
31. George Burns

30. Garry Shandling
29. Milton Berle
28. Jack Benny
27. Jay Leno
26. Ray Romano
25. Bob Hope
24. Redd Foxx
23. Steven Wright
22. Robert Klein
21. Dennis Miller

20. Sam Kinison
19. Bill Hicks
18. Jonathan Winters
17. Don Rickles
16. Ellen Degeneres
15. David Letterman
14. Bob Newhart
13. Robin Williams
12. Jerry Seinfeld
11. Johnny Carson

10. Eddie Murphy
9. Roseanne Barr
8. Bill Cosby
7. Rodney Dangerfield
6. Steve Martin
5. Chris Rock
4. Woody Allen
3. Lenny Bruce
2. George Carlin
1. Richard Pryor

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#1 Free Comedy Show in L.A.

We would like to thank and the good people over at WE LIKE LA for ranking The Secret Show at The Blind Barber the #1 free comedy show in Los Angeles. This is a huge honor because the other shows on the list are all incredible. BIG thanks to everyone who has made the last 2 years possible. The next show is this Monday Nov. 24th. This show is SOLD OUT. If you would like to be on the list for future shows please e-mail: BarberSecretShow@gmail.com

The Article: http://www.welikela.com/best-free-comedy-shows-los-angeles/

WE LIKE LA List:
1. The Blind Barber Secret Show
2. Comedy Living Room
3. The Grind at Mi’s Westside Comedy Theater
4. Fringe with JC Coccoli
5. Sleepaway Camp
6. ASSSSCAT
7. The BrewHAHA: The Comedy Show Drinking Game
8. Power Violence
9. Prom Night
10. Your Local Late Night TV Comedy Show (i.e. CONAN or Tonight Show)

The Secret Show at The Blind Barber is produced by:
Andy Peters
Dave Waite
Grant Lyon
Nicholas Anthony

For more information on Kate Maier please visit: www.kmmaier.com

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Headlining The Comedy Palace – San Diego

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This Friday and Saturday Nov. 14th & 15th (7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m.) I will be headlining The Comedy Palace in San Diego, CA with my very good friends: Erik Allen, Zach Miller, Scott Boxenbaum, and Jeffrey Baldinger.

For details visit: www.TheComedyPalace.com

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“2 Minute Nick!” – Confessions of a Road Comic

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Before the word web-series was even a word there was the original web-series: “2 Minute Nick!” Confessions of a Road Comic. It ran from 2006-2012. It has 12 episodes and maybe some day there will be a second season. Below are all 12 episodes for your enjoyment. The quality of the editing gets a lot better as they go on. IRAQ, CHINA and The Kentucky Derby are just a few of the highlights. Enjoy!

Pilot:

Episode #2:

Episode #3:

Episode #4:

Episode: #5:

Episode #6 & #7 (Double Episode):

Episode #8:

Episode #9:

Episode #10:

Episode #11:

Episode #12:

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Nov. 24th – Secret Show at The Blind Barber

Would you like to see a secret comedy show in a speak-easy in the back of an old-timey barber shop in Culver City, CA? Well then we have the show for you! The next Secret Show at The Blind Barber will be Monday, November 24th at 8 p.m. This show will sell out. To get on the list e-mail: BarberSecretShow@Gmail.com

Line-up so far:

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Mike Malone
Beth Stelling
Rob O’Reilly
Ahmed Bharoocha
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Producers:
Nicholas Anthony
Dave Waite
Andy Peters
Grant Lyon

 

 

 

 

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FILM REVIEW: “NEBRASKA”

Alexander Payne, director of “SIDEWAYS” and “THE DESCENDANTS” has a new film out about a man who thinks he’s won a million dollars called “NEBRASKA“.

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This movie is slow, in black and white, and hilarious. The 12 million dollar budget, although moderator, still allows the film to bring in a dynamite cast lead by one of my favorite actors, Bruce Dern (BTW, one of my favorite movies of all time is Digstown)

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Now the picture you see above was taken by while I was watching the film at The Arc Light Theater off of Sunset in Hollywood and by taking said photo it created a conflict for me during the entire watching of the film. See, I’m captivated by old faces. I find them to be endlessly fascinating and I also love Bruce Dern, so I snuck a photo. Now some would say that is wrong. In this day in age with everyone having a camera in their pocket it seems like a small injustice but none-the-less some find fault in my actions. One of these people was sitting behind me and as I was taking a, for the record ‘quick’ photo, the man taped me on the shoulder and with stern authority said, “Hey, could you not do that.” Knowing I already got the photo and not wanting any more conflict I put my phone away. But then my ego started fucking with me, “Who the fuck does this guy think he is?” I no longer could just enjoy the film I was now worried that this complete stranger was judging me and I couldn’t get it out of my head. Was he right? Even if he was right who the fuck does this guy think he is? The more I thought about it I convinced myself that the man was being a bit much but then, because I live in Hollywood and this was the opening Friday that the movie was screening, I thought what if that man was Alexander Payne? What if I pissed off the guy who made the film? It’s very possible. It’s a very popular theater and I’ve seen humous celebrities there before and the guy kind of looked like Alexander Payne. Now I’m watching this film that I really like while I’ve potentially offended the person who created the film. Regardless if it was Alexander Payne or not, by this time, I had let myself think it was. I only got a quick glance at the dude but I could have totally been him.

So this tension is with me the entire screening and as the credits are rolling I collect myself and think, “Maybe he was right to tell me not to take a picture of the movie.” But now a new problem has arisen for me. Now, I want to know why? So I keep the man in my peripheral vision and as the last person leaves the theater I turn and around and as politely as possible I start to ask the man why he asked me not to take a photo. But alas, no one there and I was alone in theater.

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So what do you think? Was I being an asshole for trying to capture this work of art while possibly at the same time annoying the man who was sitting behind me or was this stranger out of line? Either way I think you should see this great film and the many more that are out this holiday season.

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BOOK REVIEW: “Wired For Story” by: Lisa Cron

WIRED FOR STORY

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Two things that fascinate me are storytelling and how the brain works. Normally these are separate areas of study but in the book, “Wired for Story” the author Lisa Cron explores them both simultaneously. On a neurological level storytelling provides stimulus that allow our subconscious mind to create tools to help guide us through our lives. Below are a few excerpts from the book. If you are a playwright, novel writer or screenwriter this is a must read.

The biggest thing that this book does a good job of, is reminding us of the easily forgotten truth that it’s our job as the writer to keep the audience asking what’s going to happen next. In the first chapter, “How to hook the reader” the author says, “From the very first sentence, the reader must want to know what happens next.” This is such a simple truth but one that I know I can forget especially when I’m trying to remember all of the other story telling elements. This idea is the foundation of good storytelling and is a truth that all writers need to be reminded of.

Here are the rest of the ideas I really enjoyed from this book:

“Is there conflict and what’s happening? Will the conflict have a direct impact on the hotel you miss quest, even though your reader might not know what that quest is?

“Is there a sense that all is not as it seems? This is especially important if the protagonist isn’t introduced in the first few pages, in which case it pays to ask: Is there a growing sense of focused foreboding that’ll keep the reader hooked until the protagonist appears in the not-too-distant future?”

“It’s the synthesis of three elements that work in unison to create a story: the protagonist’s issue, the theme, and the plot.”

“Because as crucial as the theme is, it’s never stated outright; it’s always implied.”

“…They had mistaken the story for what happens in it. But as we’ve learned, the real story is how what happens affects the protagonist, and what she does as a result.”

“That’s why in every scene you write, the protagonist must react in a way the reader can see and understand in the moment. This reaction must be specific, personal, and have an effect on whether the protagonist achieves her goal. What it can’t be is dispassionate objective commentary.”

“That’s what readers come for. Their unspoken hardwired question is, If something like this happened to me, what would it feel like? How should I best react?”

“Your job is not to judge your characters, no matter how despicable or wonderful they may be. Your job is to lay out what happens, as clearly and dispassionately as possible, show how it affects the protagonist, and then get the hell out of the way. The irony is, the less you tell us how to feel, the more likely will feel exactly what you want us to.”

“It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”

“In fact, Steven Pinker defines intelligent life as “using knowledge of how things work to attain goals in the face of obstacles.” Almost sounds like the definition of story, doesn’t it?”

“… without a goal, everything is meaningless.”

“Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are worth things are explained to you; Life is where things aren’t.” – Julian Barnes

Quote from Citizen Kane: “Nothing is ever better than finding out what makes people tick.”

“No one ever does anything for no reason, whether or not they’re aware of the reason. Nothing happens in a vacuum, or “just because”-especially in a story. The whole point of the story is to explore this “why”…”

“Why, then, do writers so often leap in without knowing what, exactly, the protagonist’s problem actually is? Often it’s because they’re hoping it’ll become clear if they just start writing. But if you don’t know what’s broke, how can you write a story about fixing it?”

“That’s why, when writing your protagonists’s bio, the goal is to pinpoint two things: the event in his past that knocked his worldview out of alignment, triggering the internal issue that keeps him from achieving his goal; and the inception of his desire for the goal itself.”

“… story is about something that is changing.”

“Character is action.”

“Our actions tend to reflect our automatic intuitive thinking or beliefs.”

“Do you know why your story begins when it does?”

“Have you made your characters reveal their deepest, darkest secrets to you?”

“…the only real constant is change, and change is driven by conflict.”

“Talk about conflict! And that brings us right back to story. Story’s job is to tackle exactly how we handle that conflict, which boils down to this: the battle between fear and desire.”

“This is crucial, since the protagonist is only as strong as the antagonist forces her to be.”

“If we don’t know there’s intrigue afoot, then there is no intrigue afoot.”

“Show me!”

“…there’s nothing readers love more than to be fooled, as long as, once the truth is revealed, everything still makes complete sense, both in the moment it happens and in hindsight after the “real truth” is revealed.”

“Have you made sure that the basis of future conflict is sprouting, beginning on page 1? Can we glimpse avenues that will lead to conflict? Can we anticipate the problems that the protagonist might not yet be aware of?”

“The good news is when it comes to keeping your story on track, it boils down to the mantra if, then, therefore. If I put my hand in the fire (action), then I’ll get burned (reaction). Therefore, I’d better not put my hand in the fire (decision).”

“The first law of thermodynamics: you can’t get something from nothing. Or as the equally brainy Albert Einstein reportedly quipped,”Nothing happens until something moves.”

“Does your story follow a cause-and-effect trajectory beginning on page 1, so that each scene is triggered by the one that proceeded it? It’s like setting up a line of dominoes, you tap the first one, and they all fall in perfect order as each scene puts the “decision” made in the prior scene to the test.”

“A story’s job is to put the protagonist through tests that, even in her wildest dreams, she doesn’t think she can pass.”

“We are social creatures, the need to belong is as basic to our survival as our need for food and oxygen.”

“No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to never be afflicted.”

“Information is currency. It has to be earned. No one gives it away for free, and everything has a price. Your protagonist needs a compelling reason to admit anything. It either gains him something or keep something bad from happening. It’s never neutral.”

“Surprise ’em with what they expect.”

“It must be that those who aim at great deeds should also suffer greatly.”

Carl Jung said, “One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.”

“Has everything that can go wrong indeed gone wrong?”

“Have you exposed your protagonists deepest secrets and most guarded flaws?”

“Does your protagonist earn everything she gets, and pay for everything she loses?”

“Does everything that you’re protagonist does to make this situation better actually make it worse?”

“Is the force opposition personified, present, and active?”

“Is there a clear series of events, a pattern, that begins with the set up and culminates in the payoff?”

“Do all your subplots affect the protagonist, either externally or internally, as he struggles with the story question?”

“Have you given your reader enough information to understand what’s happening, so that nothing a character does or says leaves are wondering whether she missed something?”

“When you leave into a subplot or flashback, can the readers sense why it was necessary at that very moment?”

This brings us to a very helpful set of questions to ask yourself as you begin writing or rewriting each scene:

-What is actually going on in the story’s “real world”- That is, objectively?

-What does it each character believe is going on?

-Where are there contradictions?

-Given what each character believes is true how would they act in the scene?

-Does what each character does in the scene makes sense, given what he or she believes is true?

“Finally, there is one more person whose shifting beliefs you want to chart: the reader.”

Feedback questions

– What do you think is going to happen next?

-Who do you think the important characters are?

– What do you think the characters want?

-what, if anything, leads out as a setup?

– What information did you think was really in porn?

– What information were you dying to know?

-what did you find confusing? (this is as close to a real critique as we’ll get.)

“Writers need impartial feedback, and one of a lot of places to get it is a writers’ group. The members of an effective writing group need to be astute and able to not only point out what isn’t working but also tell you why. The rub, of course, is that they also have to be right. The places where something isn’t working are not hard to spot. What’s hard is explaining exactly why it isn’t working. This often leads to misguided advice, which results in the writer either making the problem worse or simply substituting one thing that isn’t working for another.”

Everything that I have just cited are my personal notes. I’m documenting these more for myself than anyone but I believe that this book is a great read for anyone who is putting together a story. Good luck with your writing.

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NYC: 14 shows in 10 days!

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So the plan was to celebrate my 10-year anniversary of doing stand-up by going to New York City and doing 10 shows in 10 days. It quickly became 15 shows, but the blizzard forced us to cancel one show, so the total tally ended up being 14 shows in 10 days. Here is how the sets break down:

Sets 1 & 2: Both of these shows were at The Laughing Devil in Long Island City (One subway stop off of Manhattan).

Sets 3 & 4: The Laughing Devil had “front of the line” passes for America’s Got Talent auditions. So my good friend Joe Cocozzello decide to go. We didn’t want to go sober, but sadly we did. We both got passed and both got seen by the actual casting director. Crazy, but fun day.

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Sets 5 & 6: Back to The Laughing Devil to headline 2 more shows.

Set 7: Was at Dangerfield’s Comedy Club. Let me start off by saying I didn’t even know this place was still a club. I was very skeptical of what I might find but ended up really liking the place. I was love to do my first special there.

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Set 8: “No Malice Palice” open mic in DT New York. Hosted by Will Winner, had a great time.

Set 9: Back to Dangerfield’s.

Set 10: (See below) Thanks to Joe Pranio I ended up hosting a casino gig in Yonkers. They picked us up in a SUV and dropped off. Gave us free food and drink and it was a great crowd.

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Set 11: Back at Dangerfield’s

Set 12: An open mic near Harlem

Set 13 should have been the secret weed show but the blizzard Nemo had other plans. So…

Set 13: Ended up being Joe’s Pine Box show. They call the bar the Pine Box because the building used to be a casket factory.

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Set 14: One last set at The Laughing Devil and a great pic.

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During the week my cousin Bob also showed me around town to some of the coolest jazz clubs in the city. Big thank for that. I had an amazing week. Can’t wait to go back.

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Food & Movies

I often find myself by myself and during these times, if I’m not careful, feelings of loneliness can cause me to make decisions that can lead to further depression. Two things that have always been there for me are food and movies. No matter where I am or who I’m with I can always rely on these two things to get me through. But what if I’m just using them as distractions? Maybe when I feel lonely I need to find better ways of dealing with the feelings and not go into a coping mode. I’m currently writing television pilots and working on different feature film projects. Congruently, I’ve also had the good fortune of being exposed to the world of high-end food. Some of my closest friends are now chefs. As I write this I start to think about the connection between these two things. Maybe I just really like food and movies? Maybe they aren’t coping mechanisms? When some people get depressed or are lonely they do much more destructive things to themselves. I’m just eating and watching a film… I’m writing this blog because I want to do a better job of being conscious of my actions when I get into these lonely/depressed states. As much as I love food and movies I feel that sometimes I use them as sedatives and don’t like that. I do love them both, but I’m looking to have a healthier relationship with them. Getting started earlier in the day helps. Also, sitting down and writing helps. Exercise helps. Reading is something that helps but could also be a form of distraction. I feel like I’m lucky enough to have the courage to live the type of life I believe will make me the happiest but in this next section of my life I seek to have a healthier relationship with food and movies. I guess ultimately I should be thankful that these are first-world problems. I’m not a drunk. I’m not obese and I’m lucky to know the people in my life.

This is just something I had to get off my chest. I hope that my ability to stay conscious during times of depression grows. And I hope I continue to eat well and see films that inspire me.

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“Professional Child” now on PANDORA!

My album “Professional Child” is now available on Pandora Internet Music Station. Check it out!

“Professional Child” now on PANDORA!

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